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SULTANMUZAFFAR (26 Februari 2002 - sekarang)

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Entri oleh sultanmuzaffar 18 March 2004

Posted by: Kermit at Sivarasa's Blog
Date: Mar 18, 2004
Time: 1359 hrs

The $68,000 question...

A quickie blog. A reporter asked how much we’re getting paid to do this. This was at about 12.30am today.

Flabbergasted, we took up his question and started asking each other.

“How much are you getting paid to do this, Lat?” Toni asked.

“Nothing!” Lat replied. She asked another two volunteers: “How much are you getting?”

Nonplussed, they replied, “Er…nothing?”

Someone else piped up: “Skew me, I had to take unpaid leave, you know!

“Can’t be-lah. Don’t you people have something better to do? Why are you guys staying up the whole night like this?” the reporter said.

Some people really need to get out of their BN mentality!

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Berikut adalah tinjauan umum di kalangan masyarakat di Terengganu.

Pak Mat, umur 50 thn, pekerjaan nelayan.

"Pokcik dok kire lah sape menang pung, tapi hok pokcik geram sangat nih...adeke patut bot ikang pakcik tuh habih kena cat warne biru semalang...dohlah tuh celik mate pagi tadi..penuh kena gantung bendera bulan kat atas bot pokcik...

Pokcik nak menyeru kepade semue pihak...dok payohle gi buat kerja bodo nih..jangangle gi care ke bot pokcik tuh. Kang pakcik repot polis baru tau"


Kak Semah, umur 46 thn, profesion tukang jahit.

" kakak kalu boleh nok le pilihanraye nih buat tiap-tiap tahung..banyok siket buleh pitih. Nih kedai kak nih dok buat baju orang BN, kedai jahit laki kakak pulok dok jahit baju orang PAS.

Habih pilihanraye nih kire buleh ah beli kondo sebutir kat KL nuh.

kakak rase BN menang tahun nih..tapi jangang kate Kak Semah sokong BN pulok.. kang mari orang BN mintak diskaun upah jahit..rugi ahh"


Nik Shukri, umur rahsia, profesion Cowboy (gembala lembu)

"Masa pilihanraye dulu, habis lembu saya kena gantung poster BN kat leher...tak pasal-pasal lembu saye kena baling batu...Kali nih, semue lembu hok saye tuh..saye kurung dalang kandang. Sape-sape menang pung, saye harap jangan lupe buat kenduri doa selamat.

Kalu nak lembu, sila contact saye....haaa nih nombornye..013-....."


MakCik Nab, umur 55thn, profesion penguli keropok lekor professional.

"Sapa-sape hok menang pung, kena tolong beri harge ikang muroh balik kat Terengganu nih, biru ke hijau ke..maokcik pakoh hok molek aje.

Nih ambikle sikit keropok makcik nih..buat sample pahtuh jangan lupe khabor ke semue orang keropok makcik sedap.."

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